- More Abuse of Police Power
- Serve Oversalted Burger to Cop, Go to Jail
- Bruce Willis on Late Night: An Unappealing Hunch
- PETA and Terrorism
- The (Un-)American State of Minnesota Says No to Foreign-Made US Flags
- Family Guy – "Democracy" in Iraq
- Sci-fi Writers Join War on Terror
- From The Onion: "God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule"