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		<title>The New Apple iMissile</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Geoffrey Allan Plauché]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In recent news, Apple has joined the military-industrial complex. Get ready to say hello to the new iMissile. No offense, fanboys and girls. It&#8217;s my first LOLcat. Like it? 😀 (I added just the Apple logo and the text, someone else had already put the cat in.)]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In recent news, Apple has <a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/15/new-iphone-chip-will-cost-an-arm-and-a-missile/">joined</a> the <a href="http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/05/16/pasemi_apple_support/">military-industrial</a> <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/25/apple_pasemi_missiles_storage/">complex</a>. Get ready to say hello to the new iMissile. No offense, fanboys and girls.</p>
<p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bbl9XKZfQU4/SNIBAWV7twI/AAAAAAAAAHA/vrBHU37c97I/s1600-h/AppleiMissileLOLCat.jpg"><img decoding="async" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://gaplauche.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/AppleiMissileLOLCat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247257621349250818" /></a><br />It&#8217;s my first LOLcat. Like it? <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f600.png" alt="😀" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p>(I added just the Apple logo and the text, someone else had already put the cat in.)</p>
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