Warning: Avoid Dubai If You Value Your Life

by on February 13, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

in Religion, Statism

Don’t go to Dubai for business or vacation. Or the rest of the United Arab Emirates, for that matter. In fact, you’d be much safer avoiding even a layover or connecting flight there.

Why, you ask? You might be expecting me to give some answer related to terrorism or Islamism, but you’d be wrong. No, I recommend not going there because you can be arrested on the slightest and flimsiest of pretexts.

If you so much as step foot in the Dubai airport and walk around while awaiting your connecting flight’s departure, you could be arrested and sent to jail for a minimum of four years simply for having health supplement like melatonin (used for jet lag), which is even sold legally over the counter in Dubai and the US, or for having a few poppy seeds left over from a bread roll stuck to your clothing, or for having unknowingly stepped on a little bit of pot someone left on the ground, leaving a microscopic trace element lighter than a grain of sugar on the sole of your shoe. No, seriously. I’m not kidding. Check it out.

About Geoffrey Allan Plauché  (370 Posts)

Geoffrey is an Aristotelian-Liberal political philosopher and an adjunct instructor for Buena Vista University. His work has appeared in the Journal of Libertarian Studies, the Journal of Value Inquiry, and Transformers and Philosophy. He lives in Edgewood, KY with his wife and two children.


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